IM of Contagious Disease: Conjunctiva

Superman(Eyes): Hey, what do you want to do with me?
Killer(Conjunctiva): I want to change you into a oink man.
Superman: Oh, can you?
Killer: Yeah, I lubricate your eyes first by producing tears and mucus.
Superman: Don't hurt me!
Killer: I need to to cover your sclera and eyelash line.
Superman: You have to watch out!
Killer: Why?
Superman: Because I can use my useful eyedropperss.

Killer: You already become infectious.